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Housing cop who shot himself in the hand claims he was 'definitely 100% not negligent'
Housing cop who shot himself in the hand claims he was 'definitely 100% not negligent'

This discharge could not have been prevented.

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Department announces random testicle inspections to enforce grooming standards
Department announces random testicle inspections to enforce grooming standards

It was only a matter of time until they enforced this. 

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NCO sees increased muscle mass after using majority of tour to bench press
NCO sees increased muscle mass after using majority of tour to bench press

Policing and fitness collide in biblical fashion.

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Victoria’s Secret announces it will open a store inside the 72 Precinct
Victoria’s Secret announces it will open a store inside the 72 Precinct

Talk about an untapped market.  

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Department rethinks using lowest bidder after body cameras explode
Department rethinks using lowest bidder after body cameras explode

This really got blown out of proportion.

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CRC cop touts DNA test confirming he’s 1% real cop
CRC cop touts DNA test confirming he’s 1% real cop

Vindication at last. Or is it?

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Borough inspections sergeant finally finds something better to do
Borough inspections sergeant finally finds something better to do

After decades of searching, the moment has finally arrived. 

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Confusion erupts as HQ security can’t verify if cop in full uniform driving marked RMP is real cop
Confusion erupts as HQ security can’t verify if cop in full uniform driving marked RMP is real cop

They thought the moment of truth had arrived.  They were wrong. 

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Department will explicitly teach recruits not to break the law
Department will explicitly teach recruits not to break the law

Some things just aren’t a given.

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Cop torn between social media righteousness and foot comfort
Cop torn between social media righteousness and foot comfort

The inner struggle is real.

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Mystery illness strikes entire command weekend before J’ouvert
Mystery illness strikes entire command weekend before J’ouvert

The greatest medical minds couldn’t diagnose this one.

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Hairbags. Always, Hairbags.
Hairbags. Always, Hairbags.

Coming soon to a promotion or graduation ceremony near you.

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Job mandates ‘tactical mud training’ during qualification cycle
Job mandates ‘tactical mud training’ during qualification cycle
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'I told you so': Precinct goes to shit while CO on vacation
'I told you so': Precinct goes to shit while CO on vacation

His gut told him not to leave. He didn’t listen.

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Inspector wins hearts and minds with pre-detail speech
Inspector wins hearts and minds with pre-detail speech

True leadership is few and far between.

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PBA President assures new recruits ‘taking the hit’ is best possible outcome
PBA President assures new recruits ‘taking the hit’ is best possible outcome

There’s apparently only one way to take a CD. From Behind.

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Transit Bureau to be disbanded, replaced by TSA agents
Transit Bureau to be disbanded, replaced by TSA agents

The shocking move is the largest Departmental reorganization in history.

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VIDEO: Headquarters makes shocking announcement
VIDEO: Headquarters makes shocking announcement
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Department set to replace new iPhone with 1999 era flip-phone
Department set to replace new iPhone with 1999 era flip-phone

It’s true. What’s old is new again.

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Borough commander obsessed with barriers receives treatment for OCD
Borough commander obsessed with barriers receives treatment for OCD

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. 

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Department’s IG running out of useless things to write reports on
Department’s IG running out of useless things to write reports on

 Achievement Unocked: Rock Bottom

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Man Shocked to Learn Neighbor Disciplined for Improper Memobook Entry
Man Shocked to Learn Neighbor Disciplined for Improper Memobook Entry

The blog "FuzzBleed" leaked thousands of disciplinary records.

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Study reveals it takes more time to shitcan a 61 than to just take the report
Study reveals it takes more time to shitcan a 61 than to just take the report

The groundbreaking study had a ripple effect on patrol cops citywide.

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Department curves promotional exam to benefit underrepresented group: quality leaders
Department curves promotional exam to benefit underrepresented group: quality leaders

The move was done under the table.

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Police Commissioner announces mayor will succeed outgoing Chief of Detectives
Police Commissioner announces mayor will succeed outgoing Chief of Detectives

This marks the first time an elected official will simultaneously serve as a UMOS.

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"Cops don't get snow days", says Brooklyn cop who bangs in during storm
"Cops don't get snow days", says Brooklyn cop who bangs in during storm

Nor rain, nor sleet, nor snow...except for cops.

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Bronx DA Indicts Cop for Wearing White Socks
Bronx DA Indicts Cop for Wearing White Socks

The news had a chilling effect on both policing and footwear. 

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Former cadet comes to terms with fact no one gives a shit he was a cadet
Former cadet comes to terms with fact no one gives a shit he was a cadet

Talk about a rude awakening.

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Headquarters Security adds more posts to already useless post list
Headquarters Security adds more posts to already useless post list

Who knew merely pushing buttons was such an ordeal.

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Executive shakeup decided over high-stakes game of Monopoly
Executive shakeup decided over high-stakes game of Monopoly

Looks like several chiefs won’t be passing GO. 

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