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Borough commander obsessed with barriers receives treatment for OCD
Borough commander obsessed with barriers receives treatment for OCD

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. 

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Department’s IG running out of useless things to write reports on
Department’s IG running out of useless things to write reports on

 Achievement Unocked: Rock Bottom

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Man Shocked to Learn Neighbor Disciplined for Improper Memobook Entry
Man Shocked to Learn Neighbor Disciplined for Improper Memobook Entry

The blog "FuzzBleed" leaked thousands of disciplinary records.

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Study reveals it takes more time to shitcan a 61 than to just take the report
Study reveals it takes more time to shitcan a 61 than to just take the report

The groundbreaking study had a ripple effect on patrol cops citywide.

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Department curves promotional exam to benefit underrepresented group: quality leaders
Department curves promotional exam to benefit underrepresented group: quality leaders

The move was done under the table.

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Police Commissioner announces mayor will succeed outgoing Chief of Detectives
Police Commissioner announces mayor will succeed outgoing Chief of Detectives

This marks the first time an elected official will simultaneously serve as a UMOS.

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"Cops don't get snow days", says Brooklyn cop who bangs in during storm
"Cops don't get snow days", says Brooklyn cop who bangs in during storm

Nor rain, nor sleet, nor snow...except for cops.

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Bronx DA Indicts Cop for Wearing White Socks
Bronx DA Indicts Cop for Wearing White Socks

The news had a chilling effect on both policing and footwear. 

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Former cadet comes to terms with fact no one gives a shit he was a cadet
Former cadet comes to terms with fact no one gives a shit he was a cadet

Talk about a rude awakening.

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Headquarters Security adds more posts to already useless post list
Headquarters Security adds more posts to already useless post list

Who knew merely pushing buttons was such an ordeal.

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Executive shakeup decided over high-stakes game of Monopoly
Executive shakeup decided over high-stakes game of Monopoly

Looks like several chiefs won’t be passing GO. 

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Precinct custodian makes sergeant list; didn’t even take exam
Precinct custodian makes sergeant list; didn’t even take exam

Everyone and their mother made it. Literally.

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CRC petitions U.S. to be recognized as branch of the Armed Forces
CRC petitions U.S. to be recognized as branch of the Armed Forces

The news led to massive laughter throughout Washington, DC. 

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Community Affairs Cop Brokers Peace Deal at BBQ; Wins Nobel Prize
Community Affairs Cop Brokers Peace Deal at BBQ; Wins Nobel Prize

Who knew a burger could do so much.

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IAB Outsources Command Center to Philippines; 1st Grade Detectives in Uproar
IAB Outsources Command Center to Philippines; 1st Grade Detectives in Uproar

The move came as a big surprise to many “investigators”.

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Newly Promoted Captain Actually Reinvents Wheel
Newly Promoted Captain Actually Reinvents Wheel

They said it couldn't be done. They were wrong.

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Miserable cop who recently retired still miserable at new job
Miserable cop who recently retired still miserable at new job

The grass isn't always greener.

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Police Academy Instructors Confused by Modern Day Policing
Police Academy Instructors Confused by Modern Day Policing

To the surprise of no one, academy staff found to be clueless about real policing.

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VIDEO: Elliot Stabler reports from our world headquarters in New York.
VIDEO: Elliot Stabler reports from our world headquarters in New York.

If you're on the job, you need to see this.

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Entire SRG goes sick to prove point, but no one notices they're missing
Entire SRG goes sick to prove point, but no one notices they're missing

Well, that didn't exactly go as planned.

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Cop with Fresh Hashmark Complains About Roll Call Assignment
Cop with Fresh Hashmark Complains About Roll Call Assignment

All he wanted was a little respect.

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Highway unit finally available for 10-53 on highway
Highway unit finally available for 10-53 on highway

Turns out unicorns do exist.

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UMOS Camps Overnight at Rodman's Neck for shot at Relay 1
UMOS Camps Overnight at Rodman's Neck for shot at Relay 1

Transit cop spends 18 hours at Rodman's Neck for a chance at Relay 1.

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Anti-Crime Team Saves Day With Marijuana Collar
Anti-Crime Team Saves Day With Marijuana Collar

This one will definitely warrant a commendation.

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Staten Island Cop with "Sheepdog" Shirt Makes First Collar in Months
Staten Island Cop with "Sheepdog" Shirt Makes First Collar in Months

Buffiest cop in command finally makes arrest.

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